A while back, I saw a hysterical YouTube video about stuff Southern women say. And that inspired me to start my own list of stuff . . . that Mama 'N'em say:)
* Now, I'm not going straight home—I've got to run by Walmart.
* It's hot as all get-out.
* There ain't NOTHIN' in my closet that fits.
* Have y'all been by that new outlet mall?
* Don't you wish they made clothes like they used to?
* As long as you're in the kitchen, put us on some coffee.
* Why, that stuff ain't worth a flip.
* You don't buy your cleaning products at the grocery store, do you?
* You coulda got every bit o' that cheaper at Walmart.
* You won't believe what your Daddy got started in Sunday School.
* You wanna just meet at Walmart and leave your car?
* You wanna just meet at the church and leave your car?
* You might as well just come on and ride with us—it'll be more fun if we all go together.
* I'm not payin' that price. I'll wait and get it at Walmart.
* She makes the BEST congealed salad.
* I LOVE a good congealed salad.
* What's WRONG with you that you don't like congealed salad?
* Are you on the hostess committee for that shower?
* Now tell me what I owe on those flowers so I can pay my part.
* You are NOT wearing that ugly shirt to church again.
* Do you wash his shirts in Tide? I didn't think so. Get you some Tide.
We absolutely got to have Tide!
Posted by: Kacey | May 21, 2013 at 04:21 PM
Mama's REALLY big on Tide!
Posted by: Valerie | May 22, 2013 at 09:47 AM
But now that I think about it, I'll bet you meant that in the "Roll Tide" sense! Being an Auburn grad, I'll just have to overlook that:)
Posted by: Valerie | May 22, 2013 at 09:48 AM
I meant the detergent, actually! ;)
Posted by: Kacey | May 22, 2013 at 11:16 PM