COUNSELOR: So you're contemplating divorce. Tell me about that. Does your husband mistreat you?
ME: Oh, no. He's very good to me.
COUNSELOR: He's perhaps selfish in the relationship? Focused only on his own needs?
ME: No, he pretty much wants to do whatever makes me happy.
COUNSELOR: Is he financially irresponsible?
ME: Actually, now that you mention it, my credit score took a giant leap forward when he took over the checkbook.
COUNSELOR: He's demanding?
ME: Nope.
COUNSELOR: Uncaring?
ME: No way.
COUNSELOR: You've grown apart? You're bored with each other?
ME: No, we can have a good time together just about anywhere.
COUNSELOR: Then I'm afraid I don't understand why you're here.
ME: He watches curling. He turned off FIGURE SKATING to get an update on CURLING.
COUNSELOR: Oh. In that case, here's the number of a good attorney . . .
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